Sexual Intercourse With Zac Efron

Zerda Temmuz 08, 2021

I cannot believe my e-mail inbox was not flooded this morning with people alerting me to the existence of behind-the-scenes HSM3 photos that feature Zac Efron showering! The pics are borderline pornographic, so I can't imagine how Disney even allowed for a shower scene to be shot in the first place, even if it got cut from the final movie. (Kenny Ortega's attempt at appeasing me perhaps? I love you, Kenny!) Holy fuck, Zefron's hot (click to engorge, er, I mean, enlarge):

I mean, High School Musical 3: Gradu-Dancin' already pushes the boundaries of what's acceptable in a Disney film. Popnography astutely points out HSM3's manifold moments of sexually tinged inappropriateness:

* Zac Efron's armpit hair. Especially if that's your thing.

* Zac Efron's biceps, and the duet (triplet?) he dances with them in his Footloose-Flashdance-inspired "Scream" number.

* Zac Efron's muscled, naked back as he angrily strips off his shirt.

* Zac Efron looking at everything, including the camera, Vanessa Hudgens (his character's and real-life girlfriend), gay choreographer Ryan (when Troy says it's just easier to dance with Ryan than Sharpay), and everyone else who ever appears near him on screen.

* Zac Efron feeding Vanessa Hudgens a chocolate-covered strawberry while they lay on her bedroom floor having an impromptu picnic.

* Zac Efron nibbling a little on Vanessa Hudgens' lip during their three-kiss no-tongue this-is-as-raunchy-as-it-gets moment.

And speaking of that "Scream" musical number, the one that I previously reported "had my packed theater audience of girls literally screaming in prepubescent ecstasy," you can take a behind-the-scenes look at that sequence below and you will then realize why the girls were going crazy and why that number ranks as one of my favorite and hottest softcore porn scenes of all time: